There comes a time in every secure woman’s life that she must build a barn, get some horses and identify a Lead Horse. All women must have a barn. Let me first define, a barn would be the list of special numbers in the cell phone that are only for one reason; that one reason would be exclusively sexual pleasure. Mind you, exclusive sexual pleasure does not include “feelings” what so ever. You only visit the barn when you want sexual pleasure; you select you horse that you want, you play with the horse, you ride the horse and you have a great couple of hours with the horse. Once you are done with the horse, he goes back in to the barn until you want him again. See how easy this process works?
Now, you always want several horses in the barn. The same horse does become quite boring and predictible. Enter the “lead horse” theory; within every group of horses, you MUST have one lead horse. This is the horse that is always dependable, you can ride him hard and he goes back to the barn with special treatment. They get more time out of the barn, they take you to nice dinners and mostly they may get an occasionally siting outside of the barn. You will hear lead horse used often on this site so I wanted to take a minute to explain the theory behind: barns, horses and lead horses.
Have theories of your own? Please post them here, we would love to hear them.
Happy riding!
Skyy
Tags: lead horse, Theories
August 21, 2008 at 12:05 pm
In my country, I often hear the saying, “domestication is for people who like to go to IKEA and watch cardboard TV”. I’m sure we all yknow what that means. Ever since agriculture, men have been accused of animal husbandry. I myself have never been married to anything that was not human at one time or another. So, try to be a bit more understanding. We are all too easily manipulated. Exercise caution with lead, it can be toxic. I’ve heard that chelation helps.
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