We are BACK

Hello Ladies ….
We are back and back with a vengence … little update from the Jaded4. We apologize for going away on a break.  Skyy thought she fell in “love” (I know … really … WTF?) and was jilted back to her jaded self within weeks. Scarlett was on a man strike (I know, who does this … why deprive herself of the ONLY great thing a man can offer?) … Calyx needed to take a moment to pull her foot out of her piece of shit lead horses’s ass … yes ladies, mother fucka got outta line.  No worries, she’s good now and THAT is probably the incident that put us in Jaded4 mode “with a fucking vengence”  … look out Bruce Willis, we are on a tear …  and last but not least … Morgan remained Jaded the entire time, never losing track of the real world, sat back and watched all of us knowing that we would be back to the Jaded side with great stories and advice for all of you bad ass ladies that follow us.

We are back … we are back with a vengence and ladies we’ve got some shit to discuss. Stay tuned!!!

Boy Toy 2009

So the other day (like any other day), I am strolling along to get some lunch and I spot him …. literally almost ran in to him.   FINE … say it with me ladies (FI-IIIII-NE) man rolls in to my world. Using my mad skillz, I get my digitz to him and lo and behold he calls, starts texting and we finally talk.  After the first three messages, I establish PLAYAH … ladies, what are PLAYAHZ good for???? That’s right ….. BOY TOYS (or to stack the barn) …. 2009 is a brand new year and a brand new Skyy … yes, this year, I have a new mentality.  I am back with a vengence and so the search for Boy Toy 2009 begins.  Time to fill the role of Lead Horse … last one was released in to the pasture … wasn’t living by the Lead Horse rules. 

Back to the dude from lunch …. after he met all the PLAYA requirements, he was on my radar as a lead candidate for Boy Toy 2009 (all further references will be BT2009).  We have a date Wednesday night, let’s let this final interview determine, but I definitely believe he has a strong possibility for BT2009.  Poor thing has no idea what is in store for him.  Stay tuned, I can promise you this shit is gonna be good.

Hugs and kisses to you all.  Happy New Year and all that other bullshit!!!

Skyy

All I Want For Christmas…

What to do after you catch him cheating

Move the fuck on!!!! He is not worth another wasted second

Go shopping

Watch EVERY episode of Sex & the City OVER and OVER and OVER

Visit Jaded4, email, comment … hell contact us if you want to write your very own article … it’s amazing how therapeutic this shit is

Get BACK  out there … ladies you have a social calendar that you must maintain … fuck him and DON”T let him keep you from having a good time

Get to the gym … work out, get fine (oh and healthy) … there are ALWAYS hotties at the gym

This goes against some people, for others it works …. Stack up the barn, establish a lead horse and use him for what you need. 

OK eat all the Ben and Jerry’s that you can get your paws on, tear up every picture of you “two” or better burn them in your front yard (police don’t mind- tell them you are on some medicine- Zoloft worked for me).  Take only a day to do this fab-o task.

Pout, cry, scream -wear your 20 year old pj pants.  Don’t dress for a week.

Cut your hair, color it and change your nail shape- wow- that’ll help. Pay for the make- over- digggg deep girls and pay the best in the city.

Eat oreos and pizza- put them in the mircrowave at the same time and no milk, only wine- rule here- don’t do it alone- it’s dangerous.

For chirst sake- fuck the shit out of your neighbor.  That always works and now you have someone to do your lawn.

Va-Va-Ca-Tion.. vacation.  If you haven’t been anywhere by yourself… <shock> yes I said -on your freaking own-  Do it and do it NOW.  There is nothing like hitting a plane and a new city by yourself.  It’s discovery time.  Grow up- grab your big girl panties and do it… Visiting family or friends does not count- find your independence my hotties.  Click here since you are gonna do it.

BLOOOOGGGGG – hello? Write about it and teach us all.  There is way too much to learn and although four girls contribute to this site – thus Jaded4- we’re always open to connect and let you know- you are not alone.

Put up “WANTED” signs in your hood.  You know- where normal people post lost pet signs? Slam your ex’s pic on a word document, make hundreds of copies and leave some shit ass statment under his picture like- “OWES RENT MONEY”.  Tee hee.. that’s a fun one and who the f cares right?

Umm.. get tested.  Only to be safe.  We know those wild nights when the magnums don’t happen to be “on”.  Post your results on the web and of course why you are posting them.  (i.e.- I’m posting my results here because {jack_ass} cheated on me.)

Buy the Jimmy Choo’s…buy the Jimmy Choo’s… You deserve it or for us on a budget- get your hooker pumps at Steve Madden. Dress slutty and go the f out and get laid.  You can do it.  Nothing better that a revenge fck. Ummm hmmm challenge beeeochs.  Lemme make it easy for you sistahs.  Click here shoe maddens.  Yup.. maddens.. check it out and no we don’t advertise with the dude but contribute to his lifestyle by buying the hell outta his fancy ass feet covers!

Still don’t get it and need more advice or “what to do nows?”  So you really don’t recognize what you deserve?  Gurrrl.. big panties or the smallest thongs so they bug the piss outta you… You CAN do THIS!

And sistahs- if you be.. errr … if you are in a bad place- know we are here for you but want to cheer you up with some of our best…so check out and click on the items below for pure entertainment. 

Funniest Date Story Ever

Best LOOOOSER Story and Excuse

Pyscho Insane Boyfriend Move  this one has a video to highlight the goings on!  Boring but adds to the freaking story of this person that needs to be in jail

Hugs to you hottt asss bitches out there- we love you!

 

Jaded4

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You Want Him

Oh yeah?  How to get that guy’s attention sugars?  You want him- he isn’t having any part of who you are or what you do? Reeeeeeeeeealllleeee?  Ok… Tips for you babes.

First- let’s note a few lessons from the miraclous production and reality mind blowing show called The Pick-Up Artist.  What’s creepy… is us delicate fawns and “targets” out here also have the smarts to flip the tables.  It isn’t about refusing a man’s advances (as weak as a few of them are) but it is about leveraging your keen sense of awareness and picking up on his insecurities no matter how good they get at the game or they are at ignoring the beauty that is you.  Let’s get his attention …

Let’s start with a few tips…

Security and self confidence.  How do I make this more simple?  I’ve been told over and over what is sexy is the self confidence of a woman (ok ass counts, legs count, boobs count)- But what matters more to men is they way she enters the room, the way she leaves a table, how she sits in a chair.  It isn’t about how much blonde hair you can twirl around your finger, bubble gum you can smack or chin to neck blinking bambi eye looks you throw off- it’s your ability to hold the attention- for five seconds- of an entire room.  Trust- you do not have to be a size 4 to do this- I wear a 12 and am completely capable of freezing an entire bar, office building or grocery store.

MaKe Eye Contact and hoooooooollddddd.  Did you know that some odd study showed that women are the first to let down their gaze after making eye contact?  Excellent- time to break the rules.   You get his attention by making eye contact and not letting go of that until he does.  I’ve seen women struggle with this over and over. He looks at you,  you look back, blink, and then drop your eye contact.. Are you kidding me- he’s looking for your interest. Stare back- in fact keep staring until he looks back up at you.  So- when you get that second look after he drops his first gaze- this is when you smile.  Not a big obnoxious pearly white thanking your parents for your braces and dentist for your latest ZOOM treatment smile- but something more along the lines of your eyebrows slightly raised and the corners of  your mouth turned upwards type of smile.

If you want HIM to ask you out then…grab your panties and do it first… If you can’t do this then let’s sit back together and understand why the F that is…

1.  You can’t- you fear rejection… Like he doesn’t.  Nothing personal- he’s not your bag of candy-move on to “target two” sisters.  But, if it’s hard for you, be adventouroussss…

2.  It’s really improper of me to do so.. Lemmmeee grab my first airline barf bag.. gimme a sec… are you f’n kiddin’ me???? If you want him- you approach him and let him know how great his eyes are, his ass, his chest and for sure tell him if he dresses to the left or to the right- don’t know how to tell a man this- you are always welcome to call on Jaded4.  If you don’t know what we are talking about- you can jingle for free- just comment here but it’s up to you.  We always respond.  We know a dick from the left and from the right in any kind of pants

3. You be proud… proud of who you are and what you have to offer this person with a penis.  He doesn’t at this point rock your world or give you gifts, pay your rent, shower you with crap. He’s your interst and it’s up to you how you handle it.  So he’s not watching you right? Is he with and intersted in slut number 1 or slut number 2 or is he in some hidden cinderlla relationship? Carefully study his surroundings and learn how to work with that…umm gay is a possibility- not that we don’t love our gays…but this guy swings the other direction… Talk to him about make up or something then.

4.  Have several interests at one time.  Let’s not get into obessive compulsive here gals but if you are focusing on one target and you can not do what is listed above- play the field- none will be prince charming or the 400th frog you kiss that turns into a price.  Life doesn’t deliver us that luxury regardless of what Walt Disney told us when we where like 5.  There are many dicks to capture and as stunned as you are by who he is… he has faults.  Build  your stable and add folks to it that you would think you may never ever date…

5.   But my friends might think I’m a whore…  Grabbing my barf bag on the six flight this week.. lookie here sisters.. If your friends can not and will not recognize that variety is the spice of life- give up and become a hermit and live on some moutnatin with your six cats, a pet pig and pigeons in the back <gross>.   It is your life and you need to NOT conform.  Do something different- like compliment him, send him a card that is anonymous and do more random and amazing things that you do not have to sign your name to in order to shake him up.  I must warn you- if this guy is a plaaayaaah- you need to run and not waste your time and energy.  For ideas on how to spot a plaaaaaaaaayyyaah tap into Skyy

Got more you want to add- we post all comments and are happy to hear from you and learn from your experiences.

Hugs and Kisses to all you HOTTIES!

Jaded4

The Search Is ‘On’line

So – I have been working overtime, traveling everywhere, and have not left much time for a social life. But despite my lack of effort, there is always just plain conscience. I had randomly ran into this guy at the gym (which let me just say, the gym has been my personal favorite place to meet a boy because you can get a pretty good idea of what he may look like with his shirt off) and he started making small talk. We talked for a while about nonsense (again, the gym is totally the place because you know a boy must be into you if you are all sweaty and wearing baggy yoga pants) and we left by saying I’ll see you around.

Okay, everything cool up until now….I think he’s cute, he can bench press my body weight, and I’m sure I’ll see him the next time I’m at the gym… so I get on my Facebook account later in the week and he has looked me up – using only my first name and the town I live in. Okay, someone please help me understand this nonsense – what is up with this sneaky little way of finding people you meet by going out to the internet and looking them up?

Don’t get me wrong – I’m definitely a fan of internet dating through match sites, dating services, etc. – that is all good and I’ve known lots of people to have great success. But my point is this – was has happened to the gold old fashioned way of just asking a girl for her digits when you are into her?

So ladies, voice your opinions… is this something that we should be wary of OR is it something that we should be utilizing in our own lives to be sure that we know what kind of guys we are looking to date?

~Morgan

Music for you single girls

Here are some favs beeeoccchss and not well known..

Check em out….

Click Here for Republic of Loose   Good crap ladies and gents- check them out further on  YOUTUBE or they are there on ITUNES.  Rock on… just gave you a little flav of what we grove too…

Click Here for Jamoroquai  Always great stuff- sad they won’t tour the US…  Humm umm don’t like that one and you are ready to….

RUNAWAY beeocehssss – then click on on the link sisters….And screw his hair there – I’ll cut it and shave him in the shower .  Fantasize with me girls- I’d hit it!! 

Click here and sooo enjoy full screen of Jam’s hot aassss with a glass of champagne cuz you can!!!!!!

More more more… Click here

And an oldie but a goooodie from INXS amd more more…

And cuzs no one else can find Kayne’s new shit..here ya go LOVE LOCKDOWN hmmm umm you welcome girls and do thank Peerrrezzz.. dirty lil beeoch he his but he’s got the insight.    Understand you are hitting Perez’s main site and you can always come back to us!  Jaded4

Hurricane Ike- Bitch Ass…

 

As the hurricane bitch ass Ike bears down on the fine state of Texas- we do ask that you donate where and when you can.  This storm is sure to devistate yet another area of the gulf coast.  We love you all and you know help is always wanted… Ike isn’t small and of course, while we peel off our heels and scrape off the 50 dollar eye shadow- think about your ability to give.  Please do so! 

If ya forgot – link is below..

Click here to help those in need!

Peeps- if you happen to be in the Dallas area- I just saw that they need volunteers to assist.. check out their webiste for how you can help. Texas needs you right now.

Our prayers and thoughts are with those in Galveston/Houston areas and the communities that are in the middle of Ike.  Bless you all…

Best,
Jaded4

Jaded Inspirations – Calyx

My inspiration list… just for today- it will change trust me…and this is in no order of importance!

• Great music, great artisits that write, play and sing their souls out.  Tell me who yours are, no matter your mood…
• Family- there is no greater love or greater bond
• Helping  the “underdog”- they have the most potential and need the most guideance
• Flowers that bloom
• A fascinating merlot bulb- for those of you that enjoy red wine- send me a pic of your favorite glass- there is something so incredible about the shape- and yes- there is purpose behind it
• Change in the seasons- I’m prepped for the drama
• Past bosses, peers, direct reports that reach out- because you have done someting amazing that makes them remember you and seek you out- it is not a right- it is granted to you thru hard work and treating others “right”- better yet is when you hear from their loved ones and are apprciechiated by them.., overhwelming the impact.
• Questions that I have the answers to becuase I have been there and I want to share
• Being told  l look no where near my age and standing next to someone 10 years younger and there is NO difference (it isn’t becuase I live “healthy”)
• The extreme failure of an ex that has done anyone way wrong- karma is such a bitch
• Spending time on  a million dollar boat and knowing I am always welcome even though I don’t make the cash to own one myself
• Talking to a person that flies private jets for a living and is so lost- to recognize I am blessed to serve as a sounding board
• Knowing there are peeps out there that believe in ghosts and spritis of unrest
• Friends that discover and share- you can’t beat all that you surround yourself with and all that it brings to you
• Staying up all night and watching the sunrise because I can
• Not having to hang my head about “what could have been” but the ability to push forward and welcome every adventure- no fear
• Understanding I have the power to give back and doing so
• Recognizing that I may not be the smartest person in the room but I do have the “smarter” person’s respect- simply by the way I can and do treat others- value everyone (ok unless they are assholes- fck those peeps)
• The amazing reach of the www- chatting virtually with all of you that have hit the site.  YOU ROCK!

Check back for more… and do share what inspires you….

Hugs to you hotties out there!

Caylx

My life in a black suit on the west coast and heading to the southern states when the folks are headed back on the red eye to chicago…

Did that catch your eye my friends?  Let’s start…

So after a brutal set of meetings where we all know we must be dressed in the upmost of expensive business suits and the highest of heels to please said client- the meetings have ended- big business decisions have been made after much fluster and BS- I am madly dashing out the door and to the airport to make the flight home and on to the next client… Ya been there?  Ohh and yes- my limo driver is hot… that aside…

I get to the airport- limping- I hate my heels but they freaking worked for this adventure- and fumble for my passport as well as my 15 bucks for bag check…finally get thru security and settle in at the gate which is five f’n miles from the airport entry…   I’ve got email to send, notes to get off to the boss, and I open the lap top- about twenty minutes to go before we board the freaking plane- I can do this..

Mind you- the “waiting areas” are packed – as always- some American flight to Chicago from no- where is late <shocker for those of you that travel> and I get to listen to the massive complaints and undertones from po’d dudes and chics that have been there for five hours.  Guess the bar is making money right?  Anyways.. as I am clickty clickty clickty typing away next to some other foul prince in my same situation- I catch out of the corner of my eye – a very well dressed man, upper 50’s headed my way.. sweet.. or so I thought.  I’m still typing- I don’t have time for this crap. 

Anyways… long story short… and you men out there… this is where you need to pay the f attention.

Said upper 50’s dude plops his happy ass down into the seat next to me and the first thing that garners even more of my attention is the REAK of whiskey.. like this cat bathed in it… and he begins to speak…

“You are STUNNING”…..stop working…”

“Oh really?  Thank you… I appreciate that…”

“I’m headed to Chicago – whererreere (yes, mumbling) are you going?”

“Well to hell- that’s an absoulte certainty- is it better than Chicago?”

Said upper 50’s understands he’s getting no where and I proceed to clicktey click on my keyboard.  He walks off but circles, like a vulture and lands again.  In the meantime, my pour sap friend, in same situation is giggling under his breath…

“Soooooooo <do this like you are breathing fire on another person> If you are ever in Chicago, look me up and we can spend time together…”

He grabs my hand an places a torn up sheet of paper with his home address, phone number and name in my palm…

“Golly- you hot sexy stud- I’ll just do that…. man of my dreams, where have you been all my life?”

Here’s where it gets funny- that drunk fck leans in for a KISS… like “leans in”, almost falls over beause he is soo drunk, to kiss me, and as I do the sideways lean, with my lap top open and … I am LEANING into pour sap prince friend that has been wittness to all of this…

Wanna find out what happends next and how this story ends… or has it.. comment here and the rest wil be posted. You will freaking laugh your ass off!

Love you hotties!

Caylx